I would like to extend a warm welcome to all you dear newbies. There are so many joining daily, it's impossible to welcome you all individually and still find time to feed the cat, do the laundry, and keep the nuts here in line!
We are delighted you're all here. It gives us fresh blood to play with. The initiation ceremony will be held in the dungeon, ops, I mean, the town hall, in our beloved Scrapsville. Citizenship will be awarded to survivors only!
We also suggest you give up all outside interest and superfluous influences in your life, like mates, kids, pets, etc. You won't have time for them. We are generous enough to let you make scrapsbooks for them, so they can remember you by. Ain't that nice?
So, welcome, ya all!
Granny
We are delighted you're all here. It gives us fresh blood to play with. The initiation ceremony will be held in the dungeon, ops, I mean, the town hall, in our beloved Scrapsville. Citizenship will be awarded to survivors only!
We also suggest you give up all outside interest and superfluous influences in your life, like mates, kids, pets, etc. You won't have time for them. We are generous enough to let you make scrapsbooks for them, so they can remember you by. Ain't that nice?
So, welcome, ya all!
Granny

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