Thank-you all for the wonderful b-day wishes ! I'm now eligible for AARP lol. I hear they have wonderful discounts on flights and cruises and auto insurance lol. Some of the things I'm learning as I'm getting older...........
1- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
2- He may rule the roost, but I rule the rooster!
3- If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
4- When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
5- I used to get lost in the shuffle; now I just shuffle along with the lost.
6- It's not about age, it's about attitude.
7- Just when I find the key to success, someone goes and changes all the locks.
8- Age is not a destination, it's a journey!
9- I've aged like a fine wine.... complex & fruity.
10- Now all I have to do is win the lottery!